10. If you worry about whether the “Safe-Space” at your college is hyphenated or not.
9. You organized a protest against “non-sustainable” coffee service in the campus cafeteria.
8. You won’t ever get your “Bernie” tattoo removed.
7. Misogyny and sexual assault are horrible and must be punished severely, EXCEPT for Bill Clinton and selected Democrats.
6. “It’s just not possible” that “Women’s March” keynote speaker Angela Davis has a hard-line Communist Party USA history.
5. “That guy” in the ROTC uniform just freaked you out… and for two long semesters now!!
4. “Conversion therapy” is fine — as long as it only applies to conservatives
3, You pause for over 30 minutes before deciding on the “correct” rest room to enter.
2. Any campus speaker not having endorsed Bernie or Hillary must be accused of hate speech.
…and the NUMBER ONE to TELL for SURE THAT YOU are a SNOWFLAKE is:
1. What do you mean, we can’t buy pot with Food Stamps?
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