10. ” We have ‘re-accommodated’ a maximum of taxpayer victims this year.”
– (still unimpeached) IRS Commissioner John Koskinen
9. “The aquatic creatures in the Sea of Japan have been ‘re-accommodated’ through missiles of liberation from the
People’s Republic of North Korea.”
– Supreme Leader Kim Jong–un
8. “In the event of a power outage this summer, we will do our best to ‘re-accommodate’ our clients.”
– “Sparky” McMullen, Director of Executions, State of Oklahoma
7. The former Bruce Jenner was “re-accommodated” by his Los Angeles surgeons today.
6. “The Crimean people have been completely ‘re-accommodated’ to their Soviet, I mean Russian, roots.”
– Vladimir Putin
5. “Those young ladies were a bit groggy, and somebody needed to ‘re-accommodate’ them.”
-Bill Cosby
4. “It doesn’t matter that Judge Gorsuch is the finest Constitutional scholar around. He needs to be ‘re-accommodated.’”
-Sen. Charles Schumer
3. “All of us at Middlebury College were happy to ‘re-accommodate’ Dr. Charles Murray when his presence became just too overwhelming.”
2. “That’s not my hand in your pocket. I am just ‘re-accommodating’ your paycheck.”
– NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio
…and the NUMBER ONE WAY THAT ALL SORTS of PEOPLE MIGHT be “RE-ACCOMMODATED” is:
1. “We are always pleased to be able to ‘re-accommodate’ our Israeli neighbors.”
-Hamas Missile Technician
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