10. The massage therapist here charges ?
9. As per our union contract, it’s my damn right to microwave fish here.
8. Sir, pants are almost always part of a teacher’s dress code.
7. Do I still have tenure?
6. What comes after the number “8?”
5. Why do they call it a “rubber” room, if there’s so much fine Corinthian leather in these chairs?
4. You mean I won’t get raise here this year?
3. Could you change that channel to Maury Povich?
2. Where’s the VIP parking?
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD AMONG “MISBEHAVING” TEACHERS SENT to the NYC DEPARTMENT of EDUCATION’s ‘RUBBER ROOM” is:
1. Honestly, you would have thought she was at least 20.
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