10. “Who knew that Steve Bannon was into yoga?
9. “No loitering in Trump Tower, Mr. Schumer. Move along, please.”
8. “Radical Islamic terrorism. Radical Islamic terrorism. Say it again, Joe Biden. Just say it, Mr. Clapper.” (spoken into the hidden floral arrangement microphone)
7. “Wow, Trump Tower uses a lot less energy than my Tennessee compound.” –-Al Gore
6. “No, m’am. Only one former President had a ‘clothing optional’ policy for the Oval Office.”
5. “Put your checkbook away. You can stay in the Lincoln bedroom for free.”
4. “They’re upset because all those hacked Hillary e-mails are TRUE?”
3. “Ignore the door bell. It’s just their Head Clown once more.”
2. “Maybe we could live in Queens again.”
…and the NUMBER ONE AUDIO COMMENT SWEPT UP DURING “INTELLIGENCE” EAVESDROPPING of the WHITE HOUSE and TRUMP CAMPAIGN is:
1. “Let’s head into the Cabinet room and say hi to Vladimir Putin.… April Fool!”
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