10. Those dang Russians !!
9. That last rally called for a more tasteful pants suit.
8. First time voters coming out of public high schools could not comprehend the words “free tuition.”
7. Not even Bill or Chelsea believed Comey’s “exoneration.”
6. Amazingly, Jay-Z could not persuade those West Virginia coal miners.
5. I guess people really don’t like higher taxes.
4. Has anyone ever lost an election with Leonardo, Katy and Madonna on board ?
3. Voter fraud can only get you so far….
2. I just couldn’t promise “You can keep your doctor” again.
…and the NUMBER ONE EXCUSE of NOVEMBER 8, 2016 is:
1. We just couldn’t get enough Americans to read the New York Times each day.
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