Your Weekly American Top Ten List

 

 

 

10.       Wow, it’s hotter here in Phoenix than during my Paula Jones deposition.

 

9.      Personally, I think a new president should consider keeping the incumbent attorney general in her Cabinet.

 

8.        Your grandchildren are so cute.  What a shame if they were to grow up during a Trump administration.

 

7.        Your grandchildren are so cute.    What a shame that both of their grandfathers are felons.

 

6.       I am hearing more talk of a Clinton – Lynch ticket

 

5. .      This private jet is cool.   Do the beds have that massage feature??

 

4.        Got any gum?

 

3.        Of course I am grateful that you appointed me the US Attorney for Brooklyn. But I’m not grateful in that way, sir.

 

2.        With guidance, that Comey guy is gonna be alright.

 

  … and the NUMBER ONE POINT OF DISCUSSION DURING that BILL CLINTON – LORETTA LYNCH PRIVATE-JET-on-the-TARMAC MEETING :

 

 

1.         I haven’t been practicing law for a while.   Is sexting illegal ?

 

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