- ” Spartacus and Transgender Ideology in One Senator.” (Re-elect SenatorCory Booker, D-NJ)
- “OK, he’s a goober. But he’s OUR Goober.” (Re-elect Senator Lindsey Graham, R-SC)
- “Full-speed ahead on wind turbines off Cape Cod. It’s donors over endangered whales.” (Re-elect Senator Ed Markey, D-MA)
- “Either vote for him… or get in the cage with him.” (Re-elect Senator Markwayne Mullin, R-OK)
- “Count on me to keep splainin‘ what the heck Biden is doing.” (Re-elect Senator Chris Coons, D-DE)
- “He solved the gas shortage before. He’ll do it again.” (Re-elect Congressman Eric Swalwell, D-CA)
- (To the tune of scouting song ‘Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt’:) “John Liberal Hickenlooper, hey! He votes for taxes, yay !” (Re-elect Senator John Hickenlooper, D-CO)
- “Before you Move out of New York, Please Suffer a Few Months Longer to Re-Elect Your Governor, Kathy Hochul.” (Re-Elect Governor Kathleen Hochul, D-NY)
2. “If You are Really High, She Begins to Make Sense to You.” (Re-elect Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett, D-TX)
…and the NUMBER ONE EARLY, “TRIAL BALLOON” CAMPAIGN SLOGANS for 2026 is…
- “Rhode Islanders, I am laser-focused on your #1 issue: Russia-collusion.” (Re-elect Senator Jack Reed, D-RI)
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