- HIS HAIR IS ACTUALLY REAL. HE LET ME YANK IT DURING KAMALA’S OPENING.
- SHE REALLY DOES CALL IT “PRICE-GAUGING.“
- NOBODY WOKE BIDEN UP TO WATCH THIS?
- IS THAT REALLY NICOLAS MADURO IN THE VICE PRESIDENT’S SUITE?
- NO, THAT’S RANDY WEINGARTEN WITH SHADES AND A CAP.
- HOW DID TRUMP CONVINCE WILLIE BROWN TO FLY IN HERE?
- SO ORANGE-MAN IS OFFERING TO TREAT “SLOPPADOPOULOUS” TO A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK AFTER THIS?”
- WOW, JUST LIKE OBAMA… SHE THINKS THERE ARE 58 STATES.
- NOT A GOOD LOOK… TIM WALZ HANDING A TAMPON TO THE “FIRST GENTLEMAN.”
…and the NUMBER ONE ON-STAGE COMMENT WE MIGHT BE HEARING at the BIG DEBATE is…
- WITH INFLATION LIKE THIS… ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN WHEN SHE STARTED TALKING TONIGHT?
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