- “Saving our Democracy“ = End Voter ID nationwide, pursue your opponents via the justice system, collude with Big Tech to suppress election info, get your political allies to knock your opponents off of state ballots, cripple the independent judiciary that has kept us free for 248 years.
- “Investment” = What we call a new trillion-dollar spending idea, dreamt up by your young socialist staff aide.
- “Middle class” = The overtaxed people who need lots more from our welfare state… for which we’re about to tax ‘em again.
- “Border security” = Wave in over 10 million migrants (including killers, rapists and terrorists) into our nation, with no vetting… but ‘truly hope’ they will appear at immigration hearings at some point after the Jets win a Super Bowl. Then claim you have a ‘compromise solution’ bill that will ‘restrict’ illegal entries to ‘ONLY’ 1.8 million a year!
- “Reproductive Freedom” = Contrary to prior Democrat policy of abortion being “safe, legal and rare,” we want the North Korean right to kill human life, right into the 9th month of pregnancy.
- “Equity” = Hard work, intelligence, ingenuity, education and a bit of luck no longer matter. You will be rewarded or punished based on your identity. Do you belong to an oppressed group, or an oppressor class?
- “Climate Emergency” = That’s the reason we have to impose unaffordable vehicles, huge tolls and more taxes on regular Americans, as ‘climate leaders’ command private jets to fly around the world, with the First Lady jetting to France merely for Olympics entertainment.
- “Middle East Peace” = Blame Israeli victims for being attacked and murdered. Make billions of dollars available to Iran, then express outrage that their missiles, cannons and drones are turned on Israel and US servicemen and ships.
- “Transparency” = Never subject yourself to an unscripted interview, tell the American people that Joseph Biden was ‘sharp,’ and conceal from the public the truth: that the Biden family received tens of millions of influence-peddling dollars from strange, anti-American sources overseas.
…and the NUMBER ONE GLOSSARY ENTRY to REFERENCE DURING the PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES is…
- “Affordable Housing” = We will reach into your pocket to pay for new homes for lucky migrants and others. Public housing developments will fail as they usually do, and your ‘investment’ may require demolition before long.
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