10. THE END is NEAR !
(One Version featuring image of Branch Davidians.)
(One Version featuring image of Nancy Pelosi.)
9. PRO – CHOICE NOW !
(That’s School Choice, Citizen.)
8. STOP FASCISM BEFORE IT STARTS — DON’T PERFORM AT INAUGURAL FESTIVITIES !!
(…or else our friendly brown-shirted “volunteers” will be ending your career….)
7. DON’T READ the WALL STREET JOURNAL UNTIL THEY END THAT DAMN WAR IN VIETNAM.
6. Hey, Hey
Vlad – i – mir,
Drop those hacks,
And hoist a beer !
(This message of brotherhood paid for by the District of Columbia Association of Microbreweries.)
5. PLEASE DON’T DEPORT ME
(Carried individually by Harry Reid, Al Franken, Tim Kaine and Richard Durbin)
4. “UNEMPLOYED BARNUM & BAILEY WORKER.
–WILL TRAIN YOUR CARNIVOROUS PET FOR SHARE OF THE FOOD.”
3. DONT TAX ME, DON’T TAX THEE…
TAX BILL GATES BEHIND THAT TREE.
2. I SPENT 15 YEARS IN GUANTANAMO
… AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS T-SHIRT and a PRESIDENTIAL PARDON.
…and the NUMBER ONE PLACARD SLOGAN BEING PAINTED (right now) FOR INAUGURATION DAY IN WASHINGTON is:
1. LADIES DRINK FREE, 4-7pm, Trump Hotel Washington
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