10. “And, if you pass my “Build Back Better” spending, we can double our national deficit in just months!”
9. “Our southern border is secure, thanks to the leadership of Vice President Kam… Hey, Kamala, wake up! This is the part where I talk about you.”
8. “As we know, inflation is caused by reckless Federal overspending.”
7. “We can beat Russia with windmills and solar panels, friends…”
6. “Four score years ago this November, a saviour of this nation was born in Scranton….”
5. “The West has not faced a violent challenge like this since the Cold War. That is why I am proposing record cuts in our defense budget.”
4. “Our new urban strategy is to release predators and disarm citizens.”
3. ” I am drawing a red line in the sands of Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.”
2. “Remember, the police are the enemy.” (actual Biden quote from 2020)
…and the NUMBER ONE LINE THAT SOMEHOW DIDN’T MAKE it INTO JOSEPH BIDEN’S “STATE of the UNION” IS…
1. “Just this morning, Hunter was saying to me… our whole family has a lot at stake in Ukraine!”
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