- Most common response from 911 operators is: “Like, what ?”
- Annual fifty-mile bike tour takes 64 days to complete.
- Your waitperson brings eggplant parmigiana to your table…. at a Chinese restaurant.
- Local TV news anchors begin wearing sunglasses on the air.
- Most of the traffic on Interstates now moves in figure-eight patterns.
- At college graduations, valedictorian speakers can’t stop giggling.
- Local airport features lots of planes taxiing around, but very few take-offs.
3. Highest-rated television programs: TV “test patterns” and “Cheech & Chong” movies.
2. Forty-three percent of residents carry on lengthy conversations with pre-recorded robo-calls.
…and the NUMBER ONE WAY to tell if YOUR STATE has LEGALIZED MARIJUANA USE is:
- During your governor’s “State of the State” message, he uses the word “toke” eleven times.
(Visit www.gipperten.com to access previous weekly “Top Ten” lists )
