10. An all-season ice cream bar, never to run out of Joe’s chocolate chip.
- Welcome video from “Admiral” “Rachel” Levine.
8. A one-way ATM, where visitors insert cash (minimum $25,000) with instructions for a Biden family member to make a call (but just one) and an “ask” ….
7. An all-gender locker room with open showers.
6. In the place of the traditional Air Force One on display, the Biden Library will feature the C-17 used to evacuate Afghanistan, with life-like dummies in turbans glued to the landing gear.
- Within a 100 mile radius of Wilmington, seek out the most flamboyant “drag queens” to read scary tales of “climate migration” to little children.
- A life-like hologram of Joseph Biden, where he appears to be answering the public’s questions. No matter what a visitor says, the Biden image responds: “Yes, we can afford that.”
- In the 2,000-seat “George Soros Theater,” visitors enjoy a 12-minute cartoon, where characters who seem to resemble Kamala, George Clooney, Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama gang up on the president, eventually throwing him through a second-story White House window, with Dr. Jill unable to fend off the attackers.
- To honor the memory and spirit of Joseph’s “Green New Deal,” the Biden Presidential Library will be 100% powered by renewable energy, such as wind and solar.
…and the NUMBER ONE “CHECKLIST ITEM” in the EARLY PLANNING for the JOSEPH BIDEN PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY is…
- Due to our internal energy policies, the Biden Library’s ‘Expected Hours of Operation’ will be limited: 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM on Tuesdays only ( we’ll never apologize for electricity shortages).
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