- “ARE YOU SURE HANK DONE IT THIS WAY?’ – Antony Blinken tries to craft a Henry Kissinger image for himself.
- “WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO” – The President calls to Dr. Jill at 10:30, as she departs for the community college.
- “MONEY FOR NOTHIN’” – The trillion-dollar “Green New Deal” allows for payoffs to Biden allies and random leftists, but for which ‘climate’ results, exactly?
- “EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD” – Your Vladimir, Xi, Kim, + Ortega barbershop quartet.
- “IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME” – I’d still be ignorant.
- “9-TO-5” – “Overtime” in the Oval Office.
- “FORTUNATE SON” – Georgetown, Yale Law, then on to collecting $30 million from foreign “dignitaries.”
- “DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?” – Kamala calls the evening news anchors to guarantee she’ll be on the ticket.
- “JUMPIN’ JACK FLASH” – Trump “documents” prosecutor Jack Smith arranges to be photographed walking from court to buy his own Subway sandwich.
…and the NUMBER ONE POP MUSIC TUNE on BEACH PLAYLISTS this SUMMER is:
- “WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES” — For the gullible citizens who agree that Joseph Biden inherited a 9% inflation rate.
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