- “You really had a balanced budget?” “Yeah, but Newt handed it to me.”
- “We-e-ll, doagies, d’jou see that blonde in the 3rd row?”
“This is New York, Bill. ‘He’s’ a transgender.”
- “Really? The man is younger than Jimmy Carter?”
- “Q: “$100,000 for this?”
A: “You never heard of Bidenflation?”
- “I know I’m a bit older, but I like those songs by LizzY.”
- “Barack, what is the difference between a trillion and a gazillion?
- ” And today, just spittin’ distance from St. Patrick’s Cathedral, I’m proud to announce that ‘Trans Appreciation Day’ will coincide with Easter Sunday.”
- “You can’t run, you can’t hide. We charge you with gen-o-cide.” (Screaming directed at Radio City’s turnstile operators).
- “Is that a rechargeable cattle prod Hillary is carrying?”
….and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the BIDEN-OBAMA-CLINTON FUNDRAISER that RAISED $26 MILLION in NYC was:
- “No, sir, this is Radio City, not the Ramada Wilmington.”
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