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TOP TEN BEST REBUTTALS to the IMPEACHMENT of SECRETARY ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS (if you did not receive your Top Ten list on January 15th, you can view it (TOP TEN BIZARRE COLLEGE COURSES…) below today’s TOP TEN list….

  1. The Secretary was distracted by a Candygram delivery on the day some migrants waded across the Rio Grande.

 

  1. Photo IDs? Migrants don’t need “no” photo IDs to fly.

 

  1. Alejandro enjoys full support from our “Border Czarina.”      (VP Kamala)

 

  1. Without 8 million new migrants, where will America get all the surgeons, engineers, gender studies majors, police and military recruits it needs?

 

  1. Secretary Mayorkas is working diligently with banks to identify potential insurrectionists, angry PTA moms, weekly mass-goers and people searching for “NASCAR” on the Internet.

 

  1. Would a new hairstyle get you to back off?

 

  1.  The President and the Secretary actually delegated border policy to a budget specialist in the “Border Czarina’s” office.

 

  1.  Just listen to the owner of Moe’s Food Truck in Eagle Pass.    He’s making money hand-over-fist.   

 

  1.  There’s nothing like 100,000 migrant arrivals to make your town less-white supremacist.

…and the NUMBER ONE BEST REBUTTAL to the IMPEACHMENT of SECRETARY ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS is: 

  1. Look, who’s going to deliver my moo shu beef during a snowstorm?

 

 

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