- The Secretary was distracted by a Candygram delivery on the day some migrants waded across the Rio Grande.
- Photo IDs? Migrants don’t need “no” photo IDs to fly.
- Alejandro enjoys full support from our “Border Czarina.” (VP Kamala)
- Without 8 million new migrants, where will America get all the surgeons, engineers, gender studies majors, police and military recruits it needs?
- Secretary Mayorkas is working diligently with banks to identify potential insurrectionists, angry PTA moms, weekly mass-goers and people searching for “NASCAR” on the Internet.
- Would a new hairstyle get you to back off?
- The President and the Secretary actually delegated border policy to a budget specialist in the “Border Czarina’s” office.
- Just listen to the owner of Moe’s Food Truck in Eagle Pass. He’s making money hand-over-fist.
- There’s nothing like 100,000 migrant arrivals to make your town less-white supremacist.
…and the NUMBER ONE BEST REBUTTAL to the IMPEACHMENT of SECRETARY ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS is:
- Look, who’s going to deliver my moo shu beef during a snowstorm?
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