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TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING in MAINSTREAM MEDIA THIS WEEK…

10. VICE PRESIDENT’S CACKLING AT NEWS CONFERENCE VISIBLY ALARMS POLISH VIEWERS     -Philadelphia Herald-Tribune

 9. PRESIDENT SAID TO REQUIRE DIRECTIONS TO WHITE HOUSE MEN’S ROOM FOR THIRD TIME 

  -Buffalo Morning Globe

 8. HOCHUL MIMICS GILLIBRAND PLAYBOOK, SHIFTING FROM SECOND AMENDMENT SUPPORT TO GUN CONTROL ZEALOTRY    -Burlington Knickerbocker News

 7. GOVERNOR NEWSOM SIGHTED IN PUBLIC WEARING MASK         -Fresno Intelligencer

 6. BIDEN ADMINISTRATION FAILED TO ANTICIPATE UKRAINE’S NEEDS PRIOR TO INVASION     -Nashville Monitor

 5. E-MAILS REVEAL HUNTER ANGRILY DEMANDED THAT HIS FATHER KEEP the SOUTHERN BORDER WIDE OPEN                                                                                               -Wilmington Star Informant

4. CONSENSUS OF NOBEL LAUREATES CONCEDES THAT HYPER-INFLATION CAUSED BY MASSIVE FEDERAL SPENDING    – Main Street Journal

 3. CUOMO’S CLOSING OF NUCLEAR PLANT LINKED DIRECTLY TO STARTLING SPIKE IN NYC UTILITY BILLS      – Syracuse Journal-American

 2. STUDY REVEALS THAT RELEASE OF SERIAL VIOLENT OFFENDERS MAY INCREASE CRIME   – The Hartford Obvious

…and the NUMER ONE HEADLINE WE WON’T BE READING in the MAINSTREAM MEDIA THIS WEEK is…

  1. SENATOR HIRONO APPARENTLY UNAWARE THAT HER WEEKLY FLIGHTS TO HAWAII CONSUME FOSSIL FUELS   – Samoa Gazette

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