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TOP TEN ​MAINSTREAM NEWS​ HEADLINES WE WON’T be SEEING this WEEK​:​

10.   NBC’S CHUCK TODD ASSAILED FOR SUGGESTING THAT DUE TO SLOW RESPONSE, GOVERNOR CUOMO HAS “BLOOD ON HIS HANDS”

                                 – Stanford Journalism Review

  9.  STIMULUS PLAN NEGLECTS BAIL OUT CONCERNS OF TRANSGENDER AMERICANS

                                               – Breitbart After Dark

8. OFF THE RECORD, HOUSE DEMOCRATS CONCEDE THAT OBSESSION WITH IMPEACHMENT DIVERTED ATTENTION FROM VIRUS

                                                      – Baltimore Post

7.   GLANCING AT HIS SECURITY DETAIL, MIKE BLOOMBERG “CAN’T FATHOM” AMERICANS’ RUSH TO GUN STORES 

                                                        – Daily Snooze

6.   SURVEYS REVEAL THAT DURING CORONA CRISIS, CONSERVATIVES DONATE MUCH MORE TO CHARITY THAN PROGRESSIVES

                                                – Philanthropy Times

5.  ON FIRST HEARING OF VIRUS CHALLENGE, SPEAKER PELOSI SAID TO HAVE ASKED ‘CORONA, CALIFORNIA OR NEW YORK?'”

                                                         – San Francisco Tribune

4.    WIDE-ANGLE CAMERA SHOT AT MAYOR DeBLASIO NEWS CONFERENCE REVEALS MOST REPORTERS TO BE SOUND ASLEEP

                                  – Dartmouth Review of Media & Society

3.   GORE, DiCAPRIO REVEL IN IDLE AIRLINERS AT MAJOR AIRPORTS, ENABLING PRIVATE JETS TO SPEED V.I.P. TRAVEL

                                                          –  Nashville Scanner

2.  IN SKYPE INTERVIEW, JOE BIDEN SEEMS TO CONFUSE “PANDEMIC” WITH NORTH FLORIDA BEACH TOWN 

                                                            – Jacksonville Gator​

…and the NUMBER ONE MAINSTREAM NEWS HEADLINE WE WON’T be SEEING THIS WEEK is…

1,  EMPTY STREETS, CRASHING ENERGY USAGE, MASS UNEMPLOYMENT PROVIDE WINDOW INTO REALITY OF A FUTURE “GREEN NEW DEAL”

                                                -New York Globe

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