| THE 12 DAYS of CHRISTMAS (2018 version)… For the uninitiated who want to sing this version around their Christmas tree (also approved for Hanukkah celebrations), here is how the traditional “12 Days” is sung: You sing each of the song’s 12 lines, in ascending numerical order. But then you only repeat the “gifts” already received. For example: Start the song with “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a partridge in a pear tree.” But here is how your verse would sound in mid-song: “On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, five go-o-o-ld rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.” Try that format with today’s creation, below. Note that singers are expected to dra-a-ag out the syllables on the gift of the “5th Day of Christmas,”in this case “Five Gor – such – es.” |
– On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
–A tax cut for you and for me..
– On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Two Matt Lauers leer- ing .
-On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– a Three percent growth rate.
– On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Four Cuomos preaching.
– On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Fi-i-i-ve Gor – such – es.
– On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Six Harvey gropings
– On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Seven Russian raidings.
– On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Eight Biden shotguns.
– On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Nine fake newspapers.
– On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Ten Clinton scandals.
– On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Eleven tweeted insults.
– On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
– Twelve crypto-Commies.
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