10. Rural Wisconsin could use a well run subway system, like mine.
9. We “progressives” can make Janesville as safe as Chicago!
8. Vote for Bryce, then join my nostalgic return trip to wonderful Cuba.
7. Kenosha, Wisconsin really needs a local income tax.
6. America could use another 18-month marathon of impeachment hearings and charges.
5. Voters of Racine! If we sent you 20, 000 homeless adults, how quickly could they vote here?
4. Nancy Pelosi for Speaker, Maxine Waters for Chair of the Financial Services Committee, and Jerrold Nadler for Chair of the Judiciary Committee! Our dreams can come true!
3. Ignore Venezuela! Our version of socialism will guarantee rations of toilet paper!
2. Nobody here in Rock County “needs” a gun…. …or do you? Right? Agreed?
…and the NUMBER ONE TALKING POINT for NYC MAYOR DeBLASIO in CAMPAIGNING for ‘PROGRESSIVE” WISCONSIN CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE RANDY BRYCE is:
1. Don’t spend your income tax cut just yet! Randy Bryce might win.
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