(Thanks for understanding that “Your Weekly American Top Ten list” was on hiatus as your humble editor visited family, friends and interesting places in Europe. This Top Ten was written in Germany and Austria. We attempted to post in Budapest for June 18th, but could not do so. Enjoy, even if posting is a bit late!)
10. Charlvoix is really Quebecois for “Chuck Norris Town.”
9. What would Donald do?
8. That bare-chested dude on the horse… he was invited?
7. World Cup? We don’t need no World Cup.
6. Really? Bermuda is NOT a member?
5. Giuseppe, Shinzo… Shinzo, Giuseppe.
4. What exactly IS Canadian cuisine?
3. Angela, I’ll bet you never danced the “mashed potato” back in East Germany.
2. OK, you drop the tariffs on our cars, and we’ll cut tariffs on what passes for whiskey in your country.
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the RECENT G-7 MEETINGS in CANADA was:
1. That short Korean waiter with bad hair seems strangely familiar.
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