10. Getcha tickets for the USA vs. Italy game, right here… Only 18,000 Rubles apiece…
9. No, really. All Germans are welcome here this time.
8. Wow! An actual registered Soccer Hooligan. Want to come work for me? -Vladimir Putin
7. The soccer excitement is so overwhelming…. I can barely stand…. I can barely… Zzzzzz.
6. If the Russians fall behind, the poisoning squad heads in.
5. Of course I can get you honeymoon suite in Kremlin. How much dollars you got?
4. He paid for the naming rights, so the actual World Cup is now the “Trump Trophy.”
3. Let’s see if those uppity Icelanders can hit the curve ball.
2. How come Nancy and Chuck don’t attack that flat 13% income tax rate over here ??
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMMENT OVERHEARD at the WORLD CUP GAMES in RUSSIA is:
1. Will trade Skybox seats at the finals for just 300 grams of Hillary’s uranium.
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TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the WORLD CUP GAMES in RUSSIA:
10. Getcha tickets for the USA vs. Italy game, right here… Only 18,000 Rubles apiece…
9. No, really. All Germans are welcome here this time.
8. Wow! An actual registered Soccer Hooligan. Want to come work for me? -Vladimir Putin
7. The soccer excitement is so overwhelming…. I can barely stand…. I can barely… Zzzzzz.
6. If the Russians fall behind, the poisoning squad heads in.
5. Of course I can get you honeymoon suite in Kremlin. How much dollars you got?
4. He paid for the naming rights, so the actual World Cup is now the “Trump Trophy.”
3. Let’s see if those uppity Icelanders can hit the curve ball.
2. How come Nancy and Chuck don’t attack that flat 13% income tax rate over here ??
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMMENT OVERHEARD at the WORLD CUP GAMES in RUSSIA is:
1. Will trade Skybox seats at the finals for just 300 grams of Hillary’s uranium.
“Your Weekly American Top Ten list” is intended as humorous commentary, and is not a source of real news. To subscribe for free, please visit www.gipperten.com . Then, complete the “subscribe” boxes and submit. Enjoy!
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