10. When ordering ham & cheese on rye, JC insists on heavy horseradish.
9. Memo to Scott Pruitt sought tips on upgrades to first class when flying on Federal business.
8. In message to Mark Zuckerberg, no general privacy concerns were raised. But the then-Director asked for the “likes” of Jennifer Lawrence and the Kardashians…. for “security purposes.”
7. Will answer to “J. Edgar” Comey.
6. Inexplicably, the Director kissed the President’s ring in January 2017, but memorialized his disdain for the chief executive’s “Trump” brand after shave.
5. Then-Director Comey was present at Hillary Clinton’s “victory party,” but wore sunglasses, a handlebar mustache and her barely-worn NY Yankees cap.
4. Grainy scanned photo seems to show Comey & Mueller at a “Rocky Horror Picture Show” in Arlington, 2015.
3. Agents assigned to FBI priorities: 141 to terrorism, 87 to organized crime, 32 to criminal aliens, and 871 to Trump collusion and tax return issues.
2. Stock in that Russian uranium company arrived in a brown wrapper at FBI headquarters last year.
…and the NUMBER ONE NEWS ITEM from COMEY MEMOS SOON to be RELEASED is:
1. 2017 anniversary card to Mrs. Comey signed: “All my love, The Director.”
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