10. I never crossed “that” line — unless you count slapping.
9. Misogny has no place in our White House or in Congress. But the mall in Albany… now THAT’S a guaranteed “safe space” for us.
8. I am the law! Boy, I really love saying that on the first date.
7. It depends on your definition of what “consensual” means.
6. The most important thing here is that I speak at feminist news conferences, isn’t it?
5. Term limits? For whom?
4. What would Attorney General Spitzer do?
3. If I leave, who will bring Harvey Weinstein, the gun “lobby” and business owners to heel?
2. I remain committed to the Equal Rights Amendment, ladies. Now, can this go away?
…AND THE NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD from DEPARTED NY ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN this MONTH is:
1. I may have to postpone my presidential run by a term or so.
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