10. The bathrooms are gender specific? I am so out of here.
9. Senator Warren, if we pass a single payer health plan, will that cover my botox and tummy tucks?
8. No, I would not consider housing foreign migrants in my servants’ quarters. The nerve.
7. So if I max out for you, Kamala, you’d want to build public housing here in Southampton?
6. Wow, Food Stamps won’t pay for lobster tail ?
5. Of course I know poor people personally. Why, there’s the mayor right over there.
4. Governor Cuomo, how egalitarian of you to take mass transit here. Is that a state helicopter?
3. I hear that Hillary placed her “Deplorables” tattoo right next to her “Wisconsin” henna.
2. Let me get this straight, Senator Schumer. If I donate $100,000 to your caucus, you’ll raise my taxes by $7 million?
and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at RECEPTIONS this MONTH to BOOST “PROGRESSIVE” CAUSES at BILLIONAIRES’ MANSIONS is:
1. Sorry, President Clinton. This is not a “suits optional” swimming pool.
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