10. Did Vladimir Putin pay for that monogrammed ultra-soft terrycloth bathrobe from Trump Hotels?
9. How the heck did Russia get down to a flat 13% income tax so quickly? Collusion with Heritage Foundation?
8. Why is that guy in the cossack hat swimming in the White House pool?
7. How did Russia corner the market on American uranium if Hillary was guarding our interests so carefully?
6. Prior to accessing Air Force One, how many Aeroflot Frequent Flier miles did Trump family members earn?
5. Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak is being recalled to Moscow. Is there a “Trump Steaks” franchise in that city he could be running soon?
4. Borscht has been served three times in the White House mess since January. Coincidence?
3. Why were Russian hackers diverted to the DNC e-mail system when they were only seeking free cable?
2. Security chief at the main driveway to the White House bears uncanny resemblance to Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov.
…and the NUMBER ONE “RUSSIA ALLEGATION” to be INVESTIGATED BY ROBERT MUELLER and STAFF:
1. If time share owners at “Stoli Towers” in Sochi on the Black Sea included Loretta Lynch, Joe Biden, John Niskanen, Susan Rice, Lois Lerner and James Clapper…. …..would that be wrong?
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