10. Do you have an ISIS membership card?
___ Yes ___No ___ Lost mine & wish to replace for $9.99 at Pay Pal
9. What is the purpose of your visit to the United States?
___North Dakota tourism ___”Business” in populated urban centers ___Follow-up on mail-order bride purchase
8. Have you ever been convicted of war crimes?
__ Yes ___No ___Can’t recall those years clearly
7. Were you ever bullied in your Madrassa or middle school?
___ Yes ____No ____Afraid to say __Only after that legendary food fight
6. What is your favorite condiment with hummus?
___ Curry ___ Non-GMO Cyanide __Vermont Maple Syrup (organic please) ___Cherry-scented ricin
5. Where will you be domiciled during your visit to our country?
__Cairo, NY ___Damascus, Virginia ___Dublin, California ___Bagdad, Florida ____Paris, Texas
4. Are you bringing any of the following agricultural products in to the United States?
__French brie __ Polish cabbage ___Persian caviar ___Russian gunpowder __ Exploding Turkish cigars
3. Do you love the American people?
__ Yes __ No __Not on the first date __ I have great lust for all the Americans
2. What is your favorite American television program?
__Homeland ___The Love Boat __Jackass ___any comedy show on MSNBC
…and the NUMBER ONE “EXTREME VETTING” QUESTION for VISITORS to the UNITED STATES DURING the HILLARY-KERRY-OBAMA-BIDEN YEARS:
1. Have you ever worn explosive devices in your shoes?
__ Yes __ No __ I am a bit fuzzy on my footwear during the disco era
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