. 10. While serving as First Lady for eight years, Hillary never killed anyone personally.
- 9. Only 5 years after being a teen Goldwater girl in 1964, Hillary was a Jimi Hendrix groupie at Woodstock.
- 8. Used every State Department and Clinton Foundation connection to achieve ground-breaking advances for gays. Today, gays in Saudi Arabia may wear pink rope belts.
- 7. On their 32nd date, Bill got fresh with Hillary, and she placed him in a violent headlock until he screamed “Uncle!”
- 6. That never-released commencement speech at Wellesley College in 1969? Her topic: How corruption can become a viable business plan for you and your spouse.
“First, you set up a foundation…” began one of her paragraphs.
5. After one phone call, US Navy jets screaming across the Mediterranean were re-scrambled to pick up truffles and pasta sauce in Tuscany.
- 4. After hearing about Monica Lewinsky, Hillary’s famed “lamp toss” at Bill’s head was clocked at 97 mph.
- 3. Kim Jong-il requested that his name be removed as a co-author of the infamous 1994 “Hillarycare” plan.
- 2. Played at 120 decibels, Hillary’s cackling laugh can shock a-fib patients back into normal heart rhythm.
…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING FACT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON is:
. 1. During election years, Hillary claims she hunts for most of her own food !
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