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TOP TEN VLADIMIR PUTIN PRANKS to be COMPLETED by JANUARY 20, 2017 :

 

  1.    Russian disinformation produces fake video “showing” a grinning Joe Biden beating up Angela Merkel and David Cameron.

 

  1.     July’s All-Star game telecast replaces play-by-play icon Vin Scully with Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov.

 

  1.      Russian MIGs buzz Marine One returning from Camp David, just to show they can.

 

  1.      That preserved corpse of Lenin ?      Mysteriously on display in the US Senate rotunda.

 

  1.      On Circle Line cruises around Manhattan, Prime Minister Medvedev points out all the Russian skyscrapers, bridges, landmarks & marine life.

 

  1.       Russians appear to withdraw military units from Crimea.    “Just kidding,” Putin laughs the next day.

 

  1.        Every day until January 19th, “soup of the day” at the White House Mess is borscht.

 

  1.        Hourly shuttles connecting DC, New York and Boston operated entirely by Aeroflot.

 

  1.        Slipped into new US Postal Service “National Parks” campaign:  a colorful “Visit the Kremlin” stamp. 

 

…and the NUMBER ONE VLADIMIR PUTIN PRANK to be COMPLETED by JANUARY 20, 2017:

 

  1.       Fourth race at Hialeah features a strangely familiar jockey, riding shirtless.

 

 

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