10. Hiring new staff to manage speaking invitations from women’s colleges
9. Daily mantra to his wife: “Darlin’, y’know there’s never been an impeached President on the Supreme Court before.”
8. Co-ed roller blade races down those long White House corridors.
7. Tripling dollar amounts requested when making fund raising calls for Clinton Foundation.
6. Texting lessons from Anthony Weiner, who’s down the hall in Huma’s conference room.
5. Dialing up random heads of state to say: “This is President Clinton. You have 45 minutes to leave your country.”
4. Searching for fun items he stashed in the Oval Office before departing in 2001.
3. Playful leapfrog marathons at White House pool.
2. Establishing new dress codes for interns. Hint: it will involve Spandex.
AND the #1 BILL CLINTON ACTIVITY with NOTHING to do in a HILLARY WHITE HOUSE:
- Figuring out daily market rate to charge for Lincoln Bedroom sleepovers.
