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TOP TEN BERNIE SANDERS IDEAS for “MORE FREE STUFF from the GOVERNMENT” :

  1.   Unlimited First Class air travel to Boulder, Berkeley, Woodstock, Ann

Arbor and Cambridge

 

  1.    Annual Superbowl admission   (Game  permanently moved to Utah

           Salt Flats).

 

  1.    Marijuana

 

  1.    That big chocolate brownie in the diner’s display case ?    Free.   (Related

             to #8 above).

 

  1.      Tattoos  (Feel the “Bern!”)   (All political tattoo messages require

             prior approval from new Dept. of Homeland Body Art in    

                 Washington.

 

  1.      Birkenstock shoes  (Job interview model)

 

  1.      Subscriptions to Cuba’s official government “Granma“

newspaper  (with no Cuban Internet, check those exciting job    

                  ads!)

 

  1.       Unlimited “vacations” at communes in Vermont and Oregon

 

  1.      Free tuition at private Bob Jones University (This is not a

                 misprint.   Bob Jones will be a very different place with 450,000   

                 students).

 

  1.      For the first 20 million migrants to cross in to the US, free lessons in

“Brooklyn-accented” (Bernie) English

 

  1.       Bib overalls (Job interview model)

 

 

 

…and the # 1 BERNIE SANDERS IDEA for “MORE FREE STUFF from the

GOVERNMENT”  :

 

  1.      20 body piercings, per year, per commune

 

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