- Look, he didn’t kill ALL of New York’s seniors.
- Andrew really, really needs another mansion to live in.
- Was I a perfect governor? No, I still regret not getting that one woman’s phone number.
- Sure, some people mind that he named that bridge for Daddy. But it was built for only three times the original cost estimate.
- Remember “New York has no future as the highest-taxed state…?” Neither do I.
- In my last term, they claimed my “Buffalo Billions” was a corrupt boondoggle. Who’s up for my new “Tribeca Trillions?”
- No cash bail is the least we can do for all the new “guests” we have from the border.
- He still needs to impress Mama Matilda and kid bro Chris
2. Consider that Mayor Adams got upgraded on Turkish Airlines. Compared to that, some friendly groping don’t seem so horrible, do it?
…and the NUMBER ONE “TRIAL BALLOON” TALKING POINT for the NASCENT ANDREW CUOMO for NYC MAYOR CAMPAIGN is:
- Why am I running for mayor? As Henry Kissinger told us, “Power is the greatest aphrodisiac.”
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