- “…And thanks to you, the American people who have entrusted us with this sacred authority… my family and I have already scheduled ‘business’ meetings with some of the deepest-pocketed, most corrupt dictators in the world…”
-JBiden, 2021
- “Echoing the orations of Cicero, Marilyn Monroe once whispered to me…..” -JFK, 1961
8.”We will continue the economic policies of President Hoover, but re-package them as a ‘Great Plan,’ ..er..let’s try: a ‘New Deal….'” -FDR, 1933
- “The hostages have been released, so I have ordered the B-52s to return home.” -RReagan, 1981
- “I said, ‘no new FAXES.'” – George H. W. Bush, 1989
5.”Let me first express my gratitude for the love and support I have enjoyed from my family, beginning with Monica, … I mean Hillary….” – WJClinton, 1997
- “The only thing we have to fear…. are those major bad boys: Adolph, Tojo and Benito.” -FDR, 1941
- “With Greenland unavailable this year of our Lord 1803, I am cobbling together an alternative agreement, this one with with France. With any luck, that could amount to a genuine Purchase of Louisiana. Let me re-work that….”
-TJefferson, 1803
- “And for those of you who think my middle initial should stand for something, I say ‘s—.’”
– -Harry S Truman, 1949
…and the NUMBER ONE SPEECH WRITER LINE LEFT OUT of an INAUGURAL ADDRESS is…
1, “Our long national nightmare is over…. but oh boy, is anyone more relentlessly ambitious than that Nelson Rockefeller?” – GRFord, 1974
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