10 AMERICA, LAND OF THE HANDOUT… HOME OF THE EASILY OFFENDED
- I LOVE MY BOSS. I’M SELF-EMPLOYED.
8. THE WELFARE OF HUMANITY IS ALWAYS THE ALIBI OF TYRANTS
- THE FIRST POCAHONTAS NEVER RAISED MY TAXES
- WHAT DID YOU MISS MOST? THE PEACE, THE PROSPERITY, OR ME?
- TAMPONS FOR SCHOOL BOYS! CATCH “WALZ FEVER” YOURSELF!
- I THOUGHT SOCIALISM MADE SENSE, BUT THEN I TURNED NINE
- HONK IF YOU LIKE PEACE AND QUIET
- RE-ELECT INFLATION, WAR, OPEN BORDERS AND CRIME.
…and the NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER SPOTTED on AMERICAN HIGHWAYS is…
- REPUBLICANS BELIEVE EVERY DAY IS JULY 4TH. DEMOCRATS BELIEVE EVERY DAY IS APRIL 15TH.
-Ronald Reagan
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