- Tim Walz is unrelated to homonym actor Christoph Waltz… but both do hilarious things.
- During his geography teacher days, he told kids that Cuba and Nicaragua were merely fighting for social justice.
- Governor Walz seems to really believe that arson is “mostly peaceful.”
- When he finally, belatedly called out the Minnesota National Guard during deadly riots… Walz first asked for Quaker and Amish volunteers.
- Walz-approved sex change surgeries for Minnesota children will be limited to those age 7 and above.
- The governor believes the exodus from his state is due to weather, the Twins and Vikings, not Walz tax hikes or crime.
- Walz’s Tampon machines in school-boy bathrooms accept cash, credit, Venmo and Canadian currency.This will be means-tested.
3. When Mrs. Walz opened the windows to smell the “glorious” burning tires from the riots, neighbors complained about her microwaving fish.
- After he claimed that socialism is like “neighborliness,” Walz added that armed robbery is like deep-tissue massage.
…and the NUMBER ONE LESSER-KNOWN FACT ABOUT GOVERNOR TIMOTHY WALZ is…
- Walz loves Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, but isn’t personally anti-Semitic.
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