- ESCAPE from NEW YORK II — (Former Governor Andrew Cuomo declares for Mayor, threatening to do for NYC what he did to NY State, chasing more millions out of his jurisdictions).
- THE WITCHES of CONGRESS — (Still in production, your nominees are welcome).
- RIO BRAVO II — (Water pistol gunslingers Kamala and Majorkas finally take the S-L-O-O-O-W road to the southern border, for the first time. Driver Alejandro has to keep recharging their electric vehicle).
7. THE NUTTY PROFESSOR II — (This one is the Elizabeth Warren biopic…)
6. TWELVE YEARS A MODERATE (US Senator Kirsten Gillibrand delves deeply into the recesses of her distant memories, when she represented a rural, pro-gun upstate Congressional district).
5. ARRIVAL II — (Cheered on by Joseph Biden and his “Transgender Ideology” allies, large muscular humans easily achieve first-place medals in Collegiate Women’s Swimming & other sports, capped off by long, hot showers as terrified, innocent co-eds await their turns in university locker rooms) (Rated “ X “).
4, NO COUNTRY for YOUNG TAXPAYERS — (With the Trump I tax cuts soon to expire, mobs led by Schumer, Jeffries, the New York Times and MSNBC seek to block this vital policy, forcing trillions in new taxes upon long suffering, hard-working, taxpaying Americans).
3. LOST IN TRANSLATION II — (No matter what the US Supreme Court rules, or what the Secretary of Transportation vocally mandates, Governor Kathy Hochul remains hell-bent on denying New Yorkers’ Second Amendment rights, as well as keeping her hated & illegal “Dracula Tolls” in place).
2. GET OUT II — (After mere weeks, career criminal migrants take heed of Border Czar Tom Homan’s subtle message…. and self-deport).
…and the NUMBER ONE MOVIE SEQUEL RELEASE EXPECTED in 2025 is:
- THE GRIFTERS II — (The Biden crime family outdoes any Cosa Nostra syndicate in scoring ill-gotten millions….. and all while on the public payroll!).
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