- I had no idea that Barack went into acting.
- Is that dang S.O.B. Clooney playing opposite him?
- Jill, tell me the truth: is this the same box Lincoln sat in?
- Is that S.O.B. Clooney I see tending bar back there?
- Of course these tickets were free. The last thing I paid for was a term paper in college.
- Wow, the west side of Manhattan with thousands of people who can afford $1,500 tickets. That’s my base !
- I haven’t heard any “Lion King” songs at all.
- Call Hunter and Jim. We can’t make a single dollar in this place.
- Where is the ice cream machine?
…and the NUMBER ONE INNERMOST THOUGHT of JOSEPH BIDEN WHILE ATTENDING the PREMIERE of “OTHELLO” on BROADWAY was:
- If we made the rich “pay their fair share,” I guess this theater would be empty.
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