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TOP TEN EXAMPLES of WASTEFUL FEDERAL SPENDING, as UNCOVERED by D.O.G.E

Note:               Two of these examples are bogus, created by your faithful editor.   Can you guess which two are fakes?   See answer at bottom.

 

 

  1.  The Social Security Administration paid Federal disability benefits to over 7,000 people who were employed by the Federal government at the same time.

 

      9.   $15 million to the Taliban for condoms.

 

  1.  $13.5 million to a partnership of the Bolshoi Ballet and the Moscow Philharmonic, to produce “Springtime for Vladdy.”

 

  1.   $7.9 million to Sri Lanka to combat “binary gender language.”

 

  1.   $20 million to create an Iraqi version of “Sesame Street.”

 

  1.    $8 million to purchase subscriptions to “Politico Pro” for Federal employees.

 

  1.    A $21 million challenge grant issued to the Saudi Royal family for a “PG” rated TV pilot of “Sex and the Desert.”

 

  1.   $7.1 million for a “BIPOC” (Black, Indigenous and People of Color) speaker series in Canada.

 

  1.   $447,000 to Nepal to “promote an expansion of atheism.”

 

…and the NUMBER ONE EXAMPLE of WASTEFUL FEDERAL SPENDING, as DISCOVERED by D.O.G.E. is…

 

  1. Syrian national Mahmoud Al Hafyan diverted $9 million in U.S. humanitarian aid to terrorist groups, including the Al-Nusra Front.

 

 

Examples #4 and #8 are bogus, created by your editor.

 

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