10. (Donald J. Trump) Sure, they are unrepentant. But imagine the facial expressions when you pardon Hillary, and then Joseph and James Biden
9. (Barack Obama) Figure out how to finagle free golf at Mar-a-Lago…
8. (Adam Schiff) Now that you are moving from the House to the U.S. Senate, come up with a new and better hoax than Russia collusion
7. (J.D. Vance & Pete Hegseth) To relax the week before taking your oaths, take a golfing vacation on Taiwan
6. (Bill and Hill) Come up with a new money-grubbing scheme by February
5. (Pete Buttigieg) Learn a useful skill prior to moving back to South Bend
4. (Gov. Kathy Hochul) Invent new ways to force car drivers in NYC to pay for mass transit boondoggles
3. (Gov. Gavin Newsom) Build your own border wall, but only to keep taxpayers and normal folk from escaping to other states
2. (US Education Secretary nominee Linda McMahon) Be sure to use wrestling (WWF) metaphors to get US-ED bureaucrats to toe the line
…… and the NUMBER ONE RESOLUTION for 2025 is…
1. (Alejandro Majorkas and Kamala Harris) Finally, take a tour of the Texas border. Flip a coin to determine which limo you use
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