- “Let’s be honest, why would Montana cowboys keep electing a liberal like me to the U.S. Senate, just ‘cause I have a crew cut?”
- “AOC can only take you so far, even in New York.”
- “Most of the brothers just aren’t buying that ‘gender fluidity‘ stuff.”
- “I just couldn’t get around the image of Bill Clinton and Andrew Cuomo, grinning in my ladies’ locker room.”
- “Which would you choose: the same bag of groceries for $100… or for $130 ??”
- “I just wanted to be left alone to keep my gas-powered car.”
- “There were too many dang coal miners in my state.”
- “Maybe I got dumped just in time.” –Joseph Biden
- “Those Keystone Pipeline workers still want their jobs back.” …and the NUMBER ONE HONEST EXPLANATION for the ELECTION RESULTS is : 1. “I knew there’d be a backlash against re-naming the Cleveland Indians.” – US Sen. Sherrod Brown
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