- Frightening “Delaware Zombie,” replete with electrodes and hair plugs.
- A cackling combination “border-czarina-and-tax-chugging-vampiress,” already eviscerating Americans’ savings and budgets as VP. Accessories: flowing black cape and a mock “nuclear football” to toss around.
- (this one’s too easy) The Governor of Minnesota appears in a 6-foot Tampon costume. Accessories: a classroom of normal, innocent 6th grade boys.
- Nancy Pelosi “Confused Alien” costume and mask. 6. “Migrant fugitive” costume. Accessories: US Treasury check, free phone, Medicaid card, free housing voucher, black-market revolver, and a “Majorkas for President” button.
- “Oversized Hands” costume, with your choice of Andrew Cuomo or Bill Clinton mask.
- U.S. Senator John Fetterman as Uncle Fester.
- RFK Jr. mask, with simple white coat and stethoscope
- U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren identifies (in costume) as “John Smith,” just to underscore Pocahontas’ 17th century “gender fluidity.”
…and the NUMBER ONE COSTUME from HALLOWEEN 2024 is…
- Ex-Congresswoman Liz Cheney mask. Accessories: Michael Dukakis’ helmet and tank.
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