10. Does “Minnesota Nice” include burning down police stations?
- Were you suspicious when your Chinese-paid trips were led by tour guide Cai Qi, secretary of the CCP Central Committee?
- If your wife needed to open the windows to smell burning tires during your week of riots… what was she cooking?
- During the Trump years, what bothered you more, the peace or the prosperity?
- In this envelope, I have news. One of your kids is demanding sex change surgery. Do you have the right to open it?
- Who is the best at forcing taxpayers to leave their state, Gavin Newsom, Kathy Hochul or you?
- Can you identify which one of these is a “weapon of war?” You sure?
3. What is more important to you: applause from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar or a victory over terrorism for Israel??
- Do you think you will drift into “knucklehead” mode less often as vice president than you do as governor?
…and the NUMBER ONE DEBATE LINE LEFT in the BRIEFING BOOK DURING the V.P. DEBATE is…
- Did you bring me a Tampon, Tim?
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