- “THE EVE OF DESTRUCTION” – ‘J.D. and the Hillbillies’ devote an entire ballad to the wars started and lives lost by Harris-Biden blunders
- “WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO” – Joseph Biden sings to wife Jill, asking for an 11 AM wake-up call
- “DOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS” – ‘Kamala and the Transitions’ complain and whine that that they must campaign in the backwaters of Georgia, Pennsylvania and North Carolina, where they might run into “real” deplorable Americans
- “WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE” – Tim Walz exits the National Guard before his unit deploys to Iraq
- “I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR EVERYTHING” – Kammy and Timmy harmonize about ending the inflation they created, closing the border they opened and reversing positions on fracking, health policy and women’s sports
- “YOU’RE HAVIN’ MY BABY” – ‘Dougie and the Playboys’ croon on…
- “I’M ON FIRE” – Gwen Walz can’t get enough of that “burning tires smell” during husband Tim’s week of riots and arson in Minneapolis
- “I GOT THE SHERIFF” – During the ABC debate, anchor David Muir gleefully ‘fact checks’ Mr. Trump with erroneous data, but allows the Democrat to repeat falsehoods, unchecked.
- ” DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?” -Kamala, Joseph and Janet Yellen can’t believe that flooding the economy with trillions of printed dollars could lead to 21% inflation over three years
…and the NUMBER ONE ‘Bill-BORED’ HIT for LATE OCTOBER 2024 is…
- “THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN” – the Barbershop Quartet of ‘Vlad, Xi, Kim and the Supreme Leader’ are stunned to learn that one candidate for president might create a hypersonic missile and ‘Iron Dome’ defense for the United States
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