- “The home of Hollywood, Yosemite and surfing, Kamala Harris’ state now exports even more people, jobs, businesses and wealth than New York…. Let Kamala and Gavin Newsom do us proud… we’ll re-make America into San Francisco….”
- “The Land of 1,000 Lakes is best known for Tim Walz’s endless arson, Tampons for boys, and mega-taxes chasing our ‘Minnesota Nice’ people to just about anywhere else…”
- “Aloha – Ma’ahalo… we’re the birthplace of Barack Obama… and so proud that the Biden-Harris surveillance state has Federal marshals following our former Congresswoman, Tulsi Gabbard, wherever she goes.”
- “If taxes are your issue, then New Jersey is not your state. This is Governor Phil Murphy asking, ‘So, where you gonna go… New York?'”
- “Tell the truth, delegates. Any of you really feel safe here in Chicago? Stop by the Illinois delegation suite for a free security escort to your hotel.”
- “The Empire State casts all 307 delegates for the enlightened Harris-Walz ticket. 307 is also the number of New Yorkers who’ve moved to Florida since I started speaking.” – Governor Kathleen Hochul
- “Delaware is not only the first state, but the home of Joseph Biden. If we sound boring, check out these thumb drives of Hunter’s laptop we have for you.”
- The Bay State of Massachusetts proudly casts all 116 delegate votes for the Harris – Walz plan for Venezuelan-style “progressivism.” Our Senator Pocahontas Warren will drive Kamala’s new wealth tax brainstorm through the Congress, into law. That’s what we Democrats stand for: “Heads you lose; tails, the government wins.”
- Washington state will carry Kamala’s banner high, with maximum equity. The state of Mount Rainier and spawning salmon is planning more “occupied zones” that could serve as a “Western White House” for a president as wacky as we are!”
…and the NUMBER ONE STATE DELEGATION INTRODUCTION DURING THAT “ROLL CALL” at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION is…
- “I am your Senator, Dick Blumenthal of Connecticut. I lied about serving in Vietnam and just keep getting re-elected. My state’s media never bring this up. So to Timmy Walz I say: keep piling it high and deep about your National Guard service. Tell ’em you were wounded on D-Day and see if any reporter notices. Oh, and we cast all 74 Connecticut votes for open borders, more inflation, new and higher taxes and government Tampons for every male in America.
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