- “Officer, which one was cooler: this pro-Hamas riot or Chicago’s 1968 riots?
– Masked-up gender-studies student, speaking to a Chicago PD retiree
- “Sorry, I can’t go off-teleprompter.”
– Kamala (speaking to schoolchildren presenting a bouquet)
- “I’ve been to 10 men’s rooms in this hotel, and not one dang one of ‘em has a Tampon machine.”
– Veep nominee Gov. Timothy Walz
- “Who wants to change genders right here, right now??”
-Democrat National Chairman Jaime Harrison’s convention kick-off speech
- “If state taxes are your issue, New Jersey is not your state. If Federal taxes are your issue, swallow hard and vote Kamala & Timmy anyway.”
– NJ Gov. Phil Murphy
5. We need to stop supermarket price gouging, on day one. Fellow delegates, it’s so easy to pick on people making obscene one-percent profits.”
– Kamala’s soaring acceptance speech
4. “If you are an illegal migrant, I have your August check, right up here in my pocket.”
-Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, who also advised delegates not to walk outdoors after 6PM
- “Can I get an ‘amen’ and some smell of burning tires?”
-potential Second Lady Gwen Walz
- “What some people call ‘socialism,’ we just call ‘neighborliness.’”
-Nicolas Maduro, who flew in from Venezuela when offered Democrat Convention delegate credentials
…and the NUMBER ONE LINE or COMMENT ABOUT to be UTTERED at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION is…
1.”For those of you who haven’t scored your ‘weed’ yet, come see me or drop by the New Mexico delegation’s ‘Breaking Bad’ suite.”
-Former NYC Mayor & presidential candidate Bill DeBlasio
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