- Given your performance in that debate, will you switch your ice cream flavor from sleepy chocolate chip to caffeinated espresso bean?
- Considering the need for student loan “relief” and many more electric cars, how many trillions will you add to your next budget proposal?
- Tell us about all that our incredible First Lady’s White House staff has accomplished.
- House investigators say they’ve uncovered nine “shell” corporations your son has established, where at least $30 million has been received from foreign dictators, and then redistributed to Biden family members. Would you say these claims from your MAGA opponents are more like hogwash or plain old malarkey?
- If you win a second term, will you exact any retribution against the South Pacific cannibals who consumed your uncle, without justification?
- I know you are proud of the job Kamala Harris has done as your “Border Czarina.” Will she be on that national security case for the next four years, sir?
- How did you keep inflation down to just 20% during your first term?
- Mr. President, you will turn 82 on November 20th. That makes you a Scorpio, where power, vulnerability and determination are hallmarks. Are you a product of your Zodiac sign, sir?
- Growing up as “Scranton Joe,” did you identify most with the Puerto Rican, Jewish, black, Irish, Italian… or cannibal community?
…and the NUMBER ONE UNASKED QUESTION on GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS’ CLIPBOARD DURING that “HARD HITTING” INTERVIEW with JOSEPH BIDEN is…
- With all the demands on your time, sir, how did you ever get to be a 6-handicap golfer? May I caddy for you?
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