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TOP TEN “KAMALA” HEADLINES WE FORESEE FROM YOUR NEUTRAL, LEGACY MEDIA THIS WEEK

 

 

  1. VICE PRESIDENT DECLARES FOR PRESIDENT AT 11 AM ; Wraps up Nomination by Acclamation at 11:30, Bolstering “Democracy”

 

  1. EXCITEMENT IS UNPRECEDENTED —REMINISCENT OF BEATLEMANIA

 

  1. ATTACKS SEEKING TO LINK MS. HARRIS TO THE BORDER MUST AND WILL FAIL

 

  1. THAT “GIRL ON THE SCHOOLBUS” NOW PREPARES TO LEAD THE FREE WORLD 

 

  1. THE “SIGNIFICANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME” SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE TO “K STREET” LOBBYISTS

 

  1. THAT ALLEGED “BAIL FUND FOR RIOTERS, ARSONISTS AND LOOTERS” MERELY SOUGHT TO ADVANCE SOCIAL JUSTICE

 

  1. DESPITE PRIVILEGED UPBRINGING, KAMALA HAS ALWAYS BATTLED MISOGYNISTS, RACISTS, OPPRESSORS  

 

  1. “DEFUND” NEVER INTENDED AS CRITICISM OF THE POLICE, HARRIS DECLARES

 

  1. KAMALA DELIBERATELY FORGED IMAGE AS A “MODERATE” IN CALIFORNIA

 

…and the NUMBER ONE “KAMALA” HEADLINE WE FORESEE FROM YOUR NEUTRAL, LEGACY MEDIA THIS WEEK is…

 

  1. KAMALA HARRIS UNITES AMERICANS OF ALL RACES AND GENERATIONS

 

 

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