(“Your Weekly American Top Ten list” was not published last week, owing to: ** The Assassination Attempt on the former President of the U.S., and ** Surgery Completed on Your Humble Editor.)
- If Joe departs prior to January 20th, there is a chance he’ll give up that “Worst president ever” title right quick.
- Aides convinced him he can retire next to that ice cream machine in Delaware.
- This will give him more time to help Hunter with the family “business.”
- When you think about it, Joe could not possibly do any more TO the country.
6. Kamala has promised to continue access to the White House Mess, the pool and unlimited cuff links.
- There’s only so much Red Bull in the District of Columbia.
- Someone on the Internet says that Joseph could keep most of the campaign money for himself or the family “business.”
- Joe is much better off cashing out now, versus when the planned Democrat tax hikes kick in next year.
- When Joseph saw Dr. Jill using the White House bowling alley for the first time, he knew he was toast.
…and the NUMBER ONE FACTOR INFLUENCING JOSEPH BIDEN to “STAND DOWN” from his RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN is…
- He wants to freeze in time his status as the presidency’s greatest debater.
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