TOP TEN PRE-DEBATE PREPPING COMMENTS OVERHEARD THIS WEEK…

10.   No, Sir.   He is not talking about the Delaware-Maryland border.

9.   We’ve got the Inflation Reduction Act.   Why can’t we have the World Peace Act?

8.  Yes, you should shake hands with him.   It’s summer; just don’t wear mittens.

7.   Can I ask why $3 million from Moscow wound up in his daughter’s account?

6.   Promise me an ice cream cone at the end.

5.  You sayin’ there was no 9% inflation in January 2021?

4.   Here is your Briefing Book on inflation and Federal Reserve  policies.  The executive summary is only two words:  “STOP OVERSPENDING!”

3.  You mean his wife won’t be standing there, either?

2.  What can I wear that’s “inclusive?”

…and the NUMBER ONE PRE-DEBATE PREPPING COMMENT OVERHEARD THIS WEEK is…

     1. Don’t worry.   With Jake and Dana, it’ll be three-against-one.

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