- No, Sir. He is not talking about the Delaware-Maryland border.
- We’ve got the Inflation Reduction Act. Why can’t we have the World Peace Act?
- Yes, you should shake hands with him. It’s summer; just don’t wear mittens.
- Can I ask why $3 million from Moscow wound up in his daughter’s account?
- Promise me an ice cream cone at the end.
- You sayin’ there was no 9% inflation in January 2021?
- Here is your Briefing Book on inflation and Federal Reserve policies. The executive summary is only two words: “STOP OVERSPENDING!”
- You mean his wife won’t be standing there, either?
- What can I wear that’s “inclusive?”
…and the NUMBER ONE PRE-DEBATE PREPPING COMMENT OVERHEARD THIS WEEK is…
1. Don’t worry. With Jake and Dana, it’ll be three-against-one.
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