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TOP TEN ATTEMPTS AT “SPIN” FOLLOWING THE CANDIDATES’ DEBATE   (Written four hours before the big debate.)

 

  1.  HE REALLY LOOKED VIRILE AND MUSCULAR, DONTCHA THINK?

 

  1.   HE GOT SOME NUMBERS WRONG, BUT SURE SHOWED HIS COMMITMENT TO EQUITY.

 

  1.   WHAT BORDER? 

 

  1.   TO ME, STANDING FOR 90 MINUTES IS A REAL ACHIEVEMENT.

 

  1.   NO, HE DIDN’T ARRIVE HERE IN AN ELECTRIC LIMOUSINE.  YOUR POINT?

 

  1.   WHAT DOES VOTER I.D. HAVE TO DO WITH DEMOCRACY?

 

  1.   WHAT FATHER WOULDN’T WELCOME $30 MILLION, TAX-FREE, FOR HIS FAMILY?

 

  1.    LOOK, HE FOUND THE EXIT, DIDN’T HE?

  

  1.    YES, HIS NEW HAIRPLUGS CAME AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE.    BUT THE BORDER AND INFLATION ARE UNDER CONTROL NOW.

…and the NUMBER ONE ATTEMPT AT “SPIN” FOLLOWING THE DEBATE is….

 

  1.    HAVE CLOONEY, PUTIN AND AMERICA’S SWEETHEART EVER BEEN WRONG AT THE SAME TIME?

 

 

 

 

 

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